Fishing Jokes

[musky-fishing]

Anyone know any good fishing jokes? Nothing dirty. Don't want to get posts booted. I'll start it off ....

Two Aggies go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.

One Aggie says to the other, "I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish."

The second Aggie says, "Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot."

The first Aggie looks at the second Aggie with frustation at the second Aggie's stupidity and says, "You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?"

[Andy]

Game warden walks up on an old boy in Louisianna while fishing from the bank. He see's him coming and puts up his rod before he gets there. Game warden says "can I see your fishing license, please"'' old boy says why?? I'm not fishing!!! Game warden says who's fish in the cooler then? He says mine, but I'm not fishing, their my pets. Game warden says "pets"?? He says, yeah, I bring them down here about twice a week, let them out to swim awhile, you know, get some excercise, then take them back home. Game warden says, I'll have to see that, so the old boy takes the cooler, puts all of his "pets" in the water and sits back down. 10 or 15 minutes go by and the game warden says that's long enough, gather your fish back up!!! Old boy looks at him and says, What Fish???


Best I could do on such short notice!!!

[bart_catlett]

great one andy, longtime favorite here in ky.

[musky-fishing]

Here's another fishing joke that making the rounds of the internet fishing jokes:

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter. A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades.

She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00,

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the Sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

"Oh, that sounds like a MasterCard," he says.

She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was her that tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

He replies, "Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."

[Andy]

[bart_catlett]

elizabethtown, ky

hardin county

[Andy]

E town!!! I was born and raised in Berea!!! First lakes I ever fished was Cumberland and Herrington.

[HOT-ROD]

that wal-mart joke was a good !

[frazier2209]

Noah's two sons were fishing off the side of the ark. One of them said to the other, you better catch a fish on that one, cause we only got 2 worms.